Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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