Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
