i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
how do flat chested girls get laid?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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