Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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