better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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