scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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