What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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