Whod you bang
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
