he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My vagina just clenched in fear
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
