conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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