3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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