best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
either way he was missing a nipple.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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