the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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