now i know why i became what i already was.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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