i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
