i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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