but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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