he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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