Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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