Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
We named our party play list daddy issues
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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