I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
COCAINE IS GR8
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