You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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