I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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