What a fucking waste of an outfit
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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