Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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