my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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