So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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