Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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