yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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