he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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