ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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