you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize