I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
