I wish I could punch you in the face.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Life is so much better after having sex.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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