i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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