This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She told me I should be a condom model.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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