Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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