the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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