I forgot how hot balto sounded
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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