Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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