Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Did I show you my penis last night?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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