i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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