She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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