I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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