I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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