she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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