I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
