That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You are the jesus of drinking
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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