why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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