I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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