Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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