He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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